Opinion no one asked for: My 2025 Eurovision rankings

No, you did not ask for this. Yes, I listened to and watched all 37 videos.

1. Malta - Serving
2. Estonia - Espresso Macchiato
3. Italy - Volevo Essere Un Duro
4. United Kingdom - What The Hell Just Happened?
5. San Marino - Tutta L'Italia
6. Portugal - Deslocado
7. Azerbaijan - Run With U
8. Latvia - Burt Man Laimi
9. Sweden - Bara Bada Bastu
10. Ireland - Laika Party
11. Albania - Zjerm
12. Greece - Asteromata
13. Cyprus - Shh
14. Serbia - Mila
15. Netherlands - C'est La Vie
16. Iceland - ROA
17. Spain - ESA DIVA
18. Norway - Lighter
19. Ukraine - Bird of Pray
20. Switzerland - Voyage
21. Australia - Milkshake Man
22. Luxembourg - La Pourpee Monte Le Son
23. Finland - ICH KOMME
24. Germany - Baller
25. France - maman
26. Georgia - Freedom
27. Denmark - Hallucination
28. Armenia - SURVIVOR
29. Czechia - Kiss Kiss Goodbye
30. Poland - GAJA
31. Slovenia - How Much Time Do We Have Left Together
32. Israel - New Day Will Rise
33. Belgium - Strobe Lights
34. Austria - Wasted Love
35. Montenegro - Dobrodosli
36. Lithuania - Tavo Akys
37. Croatia - Poison Cake

Do you agree? Disagree? Partially agree but think it's a terrible idea to rank art? Make a PR to comment! _diabolical laughter_